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Fired from his job, Lloyd returns to his apartment and learns that Harry has also been fired from his dog-grooming job after delivering dogs late to a show and accidentally getting them dirty. Mistaking the crooks for debt collectors, the duo flee the apartment and return later to find that Mental has decapitated Harry's parakeet.
Lloyd suggests they head to Aspen to find Mary and return the briefcase, hoping she can "plug them into the social pipeline." At first, Harry opposes the idea, but he eventually agrees and the duo leaves the next day.
“You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, which doesn't say much for you.” Animal Crackers (1930) – Captain Spaulding (Groucho Marx)35.
“If we bury you ass up, I’ve got a place to park my bike”.
Starring Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels, it tells the story of Lloyd Christmas (Carrey) and Harry Dunne (Daniels), two unintelligent but well-meaning friends from Providence, Rhode Island who set out on a cross-country trip to Aspen, Colorado to return a briefcase full of money to its owner, thinking it was abandoned as a mistake but was actually left as ransom money.
“Instead of the mahi mahi, may I just get the one mahi because I’m not that hungry? Good Morning Vietnam (1987) – Adrian Cronauer (Robin Williams)47. But once in a while can't you choose someone else? “Which reminds me of the time an Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman, a Vicar, a Rabbi and a Priest all go into a bar and the barman looks up and says ' Is this a joke? Walter Goodfellow (Rowan Atkinson ) Interested in more movie quote lists? “Women need a reason for having sex, men just need a place.” City Slickers (1991) - Mitch Robbins (Billy Crystal)26.“When women go wrong, men go right after them.” She Done Him Wrong (1933) – Lady Lou (Mae West)27. To do then then was very now-tro, if you will.” A Mighty Wind (2003) – Mark Shubb (Harry Shearer)28. It's sex with someone I love.” Annie Hall (1977) – Alvy Singer (Woody Allen)29.I'm getting paid by eight people.” Zelig (1983) – Leonard Zelig (Woody Allen)38. “I think most Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.” So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993) – Charlie Mackenzie (Mike Myers)40.